Thursday, March 12, 2009

北京来的总经理

晚上七时四十五分,手头上的工作还没做完,可是因为天色已暗,只好离开办公室。就在通往KLCC轻快铁站路途中,突然被一位相貌端正,个子高大的男子截着去路,他穿着像上班族,手上还提了个工事包。

以下是凭我的记忆,我门之间的对话:

他 :(操着北京腔)小姐,你会讲华语吗?

我 :嗯。

他 :我是从北京来的,今天第一天到马来西亚。你有去过北京吗?

我 :没有。

他 :那你下次来北京可以来找我。哪,(拿出名片,名片上什么字都不起眼,只有那‘总经理’三个字最枪眼) 这是我的名片,我是北京一家公司的总经理。是这样子的,我刚来这里,没有马币,我的信用卡又不能过账,想请问你可不可以借我点钱吃晚餐?

我 : 。。。。。

他 :就一点钱,吃一顿饭就够了。你不用担心我不还你钱,我是位总经理(拿出护照,随便翻几面,什么也看不清楚) 没有必要骗你的钱,明天我就把钱还你。你在哪家公司上班?明天我打个电话给你,把钱送去你的办公室。你告诉我,你的办公室在哪里。

我 :。。。。。 (随便指向高楼大厦林立的方向,这么多栋楼,他大概得不懂那一栋才是。)

他 : 你的电话号码是什么?明天等我老板到了之后, 我把钱送去给你。

我 :我刚刚换了电话号码,我不记得我的电话号码是多少,016... 我只记得最后三个号码是913。

他 :没关系,你现在用你的电话打来我的电话。

我 :我的电话坏了,现在用着我哥哥的电话,不方便把号码随便给人。

他 :小姐,那你可不可以借一点钱给我渡过难关?就这一餐...

我 :。。。。。 (四处张望,路人都不以为然,没人可以帮我。)

他 :小姐,大家都是中国人,应该互相帮助。你也会又遇到困难的时候啊。

我 :我觉得你应该去警察局。

他 :小姐,他们也不能做什么啊。他们说我们这种生意团的,他们不理的。

我 :(当时天色已经很暗了,真得很想走了,逼不得已,无可奈何,不甘不愿的拿出十令吉)

他 :谢谢你啊小姐,明天我请你吃午餐。可是阿,小姐,你能不能再多给一些,我也需要找个酒店睡一个晚上。

我 : (哇靠,贪得无厌)你去像其他人借吧,我不够钱。

他 :小姐,我想你借钱已经觉得很羞耻了,我也有自尊心的啊。

我 :(你真的有自尊心就不会这样出来骗钱啦)我真的没有钱了,我再给你的的话我就不用回家了。

他 :可是你可以去按钱啊。

我 :(乍到!)我没有ATM卡,不能按。

他 :就在一点点钱,住一个晚上,小姐,我拜托你。

我 :就算我借你,也不够你住酒店。

他 :我就住那些廉价酒店,那些在唐人街的。

我 :你要怎样去那里,你有钱去咩?

他 :从这里走路过去啰,小姐,拜托你。

我 : (打开钱包,拿出几张RM1,还不是很想给他) 我就只有这些了。

他 : (探头看我的钱包)我看见你有一张五十块耶。

我 :(严重乍到!)这些钱不能给,给了你我也不用回家了。

他 :你需要多少钱搭车回家?

我 :三十多。

他 :这样吧,你把你的五十块给我,我还你十块,那你够钱回家了吧。

我 :(MD, 我真的火大,干脆收回那几张RM1) 你要再这样,我就连那十块钱也收回,到时你就连一分钱都不用拿!!(怒视了他一眼,直接走人)

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刚开始,我以为他只是问路的旅客,因为KLCC一带每天都有很多观光旅客,身为马来西亚人我也想让外国人对马来西亚留下好印象。可是当他开口要钱时我就知道他肯定是来骗钱的。他是总经理,我还是中国总理咧!真不晓得他是看上马来西亚人怜悯心泛滥,还是马来西亚女生拜金主义,不然也不会用什么‘总经理’来骗吃。因为当时时候已经不早了,又不知哪里找人帮忙,逼不得已才给他十块打发他,只是没想到他的脸皮竟然厚到像一面墙,真的没天理!!


第二天我告诉同事有个中国老向我要钱,她第一个反应就是 “不要相信他们!”。原来她也遭遇过这种事,还离谱到在同一天里遇上两个老千。同事告诉我那些中国老千都住在KLCC附近的酒店。

以下是这些老千用来行骗的途径:
  1. 这些人都出没在KLCC, Jalan Ampang 一带。
  2. 相貌端正,衣着整齐,口操北京腔华语。
  3. 专向大马华人下手。
  4. “真得很高兴终于遇到会讲华语的人”
  5. 都是说‘借’钱吃饭的。
  6. 理由可能是皮包掉了/ 信用卡不能刷
  7. “大家都是中国人” (简直是废话!谁跟你是同一国的?我是马来西亚人!)
  8. 他们还会让你觉得他们找上你是你的‘荣幸’
** 其实我自己的婆婆也曾经在探望完亲戚后遗失钱包,没钱搭巴士回家。当时幸好有位好心的路人借她钱买东西吃和搭车回家,她才得以安全抵家。所以当有陌生人用这种借口向我要钱时,我会想起我的婆婆,然后犹豫其可信度。就是因为这样被那位中国仁兄逮到机会越讨越多,得寸进尺。十块钱就当买个教训吧。 **

Thursday, February 12, 2009

25 Random Things About Me

Tagged by JiaMin.

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
  1. I have bad temper.
  2. I have bad memory.
  3. But I am good in memorizing birthdays.
  4. I have very very terrible sense of direction (I was lost at the same place three times in a single day)
  5. I don't know how to use a lighter.
  6. My speed of reading is slower than normal people.
  7. I can only absorb 50% of the commands by listening.
  8. I like JJ Lin Jun Jie :)
  9. None of my relatives call me my Chinese name.
  10. I like seeing new and interesting stuff.
  11. That's why I like to go to shopping malls.
  12. And that's why I like shopping, even its only window shopping.
  13. I am always broke and I don't understand why.
  14. I prefer chatting online to talking.
  15. I think that sweet-talkers = bull-shitters.
  16. I am not used to people waiting for me.
  17. I like to sleep.
  18. I love potatoes.
  19. I don't really like Japanese food.
  20. I find it hard to do two things at one time.
  21. I walk faster under the sun than under the rain.
  22. I am not into comedies.
  23. I think that being sweet doesn't have to spend a lot.
  24. I like different colours at different time.
  25. I actually think very hard to figure out the facts above, although most of them are not a good thing.

No life is a waste, the only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.
-the five people you meet in heaven by Mitch Albom-


So Happy Valentine's Day everyone :)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Another Outing

It was our 'dai kar che's birthday, so no matter how busy, how lazy or how reluctant we were, we had to be there. Even Joshua Ling came all the way down from Penang to join us, of course those who are already in KL have no excuse to miss it.. Must give face to our 'dai kar che' ma right?

As usual, the girls will take a picture first..

Then only the group picture..

And
guess what we bought for her as birthday present?




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*Jeng Jeng~*

A photo frame with the birthday girl as the main character the others as 'kay ley feh'..

*It was quite an effort from choosing the pictures, photoshop-ing and developing it,
but its worthwhile when the birthday girl said she liked it =) *


There wasn't any birthday card for her..
but we gave her this small notes..

eh.. why AK is the one holding the present geh?

And that's YT, who came late and didn't join us in Sakae Sushi, didn't give face huh..

Look.. Someone is missing in this picture..
It is much quieter now, because
the noisiest munkee has gone to another planet..



p/s: To the munkee who has flown to somewhere far far away from us,
we know you will miss us somehow.
We might miss you too :P (when we're free la.. )
Any gathering will not be complete without everyone of us presented.
Anyway, we will still take many many pictures in every single outing and upload it in facebook, you download it and photoshop ur face into the picture k? :D

Thursday, January 1, 2009

09年,烟火璀璨

零八年十二月三十一日

丝丝细雨,却抵挡不了众人迎接新一年的决心。
如果倒数零八年最后的时刻代表拭去往年一切的不愉快,我想我已达到了。
如果欢呼零九年零时零分零秒代表新的希望,那我可以把它当成我的愿望吗?

就算在人潮里挤得水泄不通,就算顶着满头大汗,就算喊破了喉咙,
这一切的一切都是值得的,
因为今年的烟花特别美。

谢谢你 :)

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The last words

So here it comes, the last day of 2008.
2008 has been a very meaningful year for me.
A year that...
.. I have grown up to be a wiser person
.. I learned about sensitivity
.. I learned about happiness
.. I learned about being grateful
.. I learned about valuing myself

and finally
A year that I learned about precious F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

However, 2008 will soon become history.
I am looking forward to the new year.

Happy 2009 :-)

Sunday, December 21, 2008

在朋友寄过来的电邮中发现这样一句话:

“如果你的另一半不是我,那让我们谈谈恋爱就分手;如果你的另一半是我,那么请你谈够了恋爱再来娶我,无论你是和别人谈还是和我谈。


我们都应该先兜一兜整个花园,再选出最适合自己的那朵花。

Sunday, December 14, 2008

沙丁鱼小王国传奇

话说在每一个很繁忙的城市,都存在着这样的一个沙丁鱼小王国。
在这个国度,人们都相信神奇的沙丁鱼罐是通往天堂的唯一途径。
在这个国度,人们都只带着三种‘神’情。
(一)沙丁鱼罐里坐着的人闭目养‘神’
(二)沙丁鱼罐里站着的人目中无‘神’
(三)沙丁鱼罐外的人统统凶‘神’恶煞

可是为了成仙, 人们都不顾一切把自己变成沙丁鱼,塞进沙丁鱼罐子里上路。


事实上,沙丁鱼小王国已经逐渐成为很多大城市的象征了。
惊讶吗?或许你已经在不知不觉中成了他们的公民。