FEI conversation

me: ei

b4 u decided to take the offer of a company

what wud u ask bout the company?

ABC: got leng lui or not ah

the sv leng or not ah

got own cubicle or not ah

bonus how much ah

salary got above 2500 or not ah

when can be promoted ah

and retirement plan lo

me: oooooo..... icic

good questions

i never thought of that much ler

tot wanna ask will the company kena robbed onot ar

will the company bankrupt within 3 years onot ar

will the CEO run away with the money onot ar

or will the company building collapse

n how wud we know when it will collapse

ABC: ei

good question wo

aiya

i din asked before

die la

ook ok

i go and ask sv now

one more question

very important one

me: what question?

ABC: whether they provide 雪皮月亮饼 in the canteen or not

me: oooohhhh ya hor.. forgot pulak ishh...

how can i forget this so important thing



p/s: 雪= snow 皮= skin 月亮= moon 饼 = cake
it was a stupid direct translation actually...
should be 冰皮月饼