Installing Love

Yes ... How can I help you?

Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

What programs are running ?

Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

So, what should I do?

Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Okay, done.

Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

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Got this from Shea Teng. I like it. Its meaningful, its true.

花

朋友最近买了一盆花，不知道是什么花，只知道它很美，很鲜艳。身边大多数女性朋友都是‘花痴’，我却不喜欢花，所以我常说我不像女人。

我不是不喜欢花，也许我只是害怕花。小时候曾经种过花，却都因为照顾不周把花给弄枯萎了。之后就不喜欢种花了，照顾一盆花不容易，需要很多时间，精力及耐性。而我给自己的借口是 “我不想害死它们” 来掩饰自己的失败。

有些人喜欢同一时间栽种很多种子，分散投资，省略照料的时间与精力，等待其中一颗种子长出花来。
有些人只种一颗种子，悉心照料，将全副心机都放在一颗种子上。
当然第一种类的人往往有所收获，因为如果种那么多种子都没有一颗开出花来的话，那他也蛮倒霉的吧。
第二种类的人虽然有点冒险，可是一旦种子发芽长大，种出的花一定更美更茁壮。

说了这么多，我的重点其实是，我很讨厌第一种类的人。
可曾想过他们糟蹋了多少颗种子?

花只是个代名词，这篇文章不是针对种花人。

Lost and still not found

I realize that I am actually very careless. I have bad memory, always forget where I keep my stuff. And then, I lose them.

I lost my pendrive on last Thursday and I only realized it after 3 days. One day after that, I found my bicycle missing in action. My bike wasn't being stolen, it was just being 'taken away' by someone, simply because I didn't lock it. My fault. *Sigh*

I always think that the things that we lost is like the 'yuan wang' money that we wasted. I ever lost 2 or 3 calculators in one semester, countless water bottles, countless umbrellas and so on, so on and so on. No wonder I always broke. My mom always nag me for not knowing how to take care of my own stuff, and she said if I keep on being careless like this, I will eventually lose myself one day. Just wait for that day to come.

I never care about my bike until I lost it. Now I am missing it so much, I miss the feeling of cycling at night. May be it is missing me somewhere too, waiting for me to bring it back, but I couldn't sense where it is now, may be our bond is not strong enough.

Enough of craps, back to reality. My bike is still no where to be found.

Random Post

Suddenly miss him very much.........

:-)

纸。火

当火势开始毫无忌惮地吞噬着包着它的纸时，
请不要天真的以为使用更厚更硬的纸可以制得住它。

紧握着包着火的纸到最后只会烧伤自己的手，
与其用纸一层一层的覆盖那团火，
还倒不如一口气将它扑灭。

你或许忘了，
纸包不住火。

I wonder where the blardy ants come from, there's nothing sweet on my table or my bookshelf..

May be the ants nowadays prefer sour stuff?? bugger..

又是雨天

又是雨天，又冷又饿，不想动。窝在房间里，做什么都觉得不对劲。

那小瓜打电话来。
“你忘了把你的自动笔带去学校，你不要用了啊？”
“你猜我的科学拿到多少分？8字头的”
“你怎样知道？你认识我的科学老师咩？”
“那你猜得到我的 science 拿多少分吗？”
（现在的小学生很命苦，一个科目双种语言。）
“明天考国语，二姐不会教我啦。”

我们的谈话永远都会被同样的背景声音给打断，“不要讲那么久，电话费贵啊”。
在家里觉得他很吵，还十分过动，永远静不下来。可是我却很喜欢跟他谈天，他常用他那幼稚的声音和语气，似懂非懂的装严肃假正经起来。压力大时，我也会找他聊天，问他班上哪位女生比较漂亮，他竟然也能回答出来。

又是雨天，让人变得很懒散，该做的东西还没做，也提不起劲去做。
想家，家里的电视机，还有家里的冰箱。

You Are 35% Scary You scare men off ocassionaly, but only very weak men. You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close.

Do You Scare Off Men?

You Have Low Self Esteem 32% of the Time Generally, you feel pretty darn great about who you are, even when you mess up or fail. Occasionally, a huge setback will make you question yourself, but you pick yourself up quickly.

How is Your Self Esteem?

You Are 60% Weird You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!

How Weird Are You?

Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP) Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

You Are Somewhat Logical Ok, so didn't get the majority of questions right But you did answer some pretty tough questions correctly Logic may not be your strong point, but you hold your own!

How Logical Are You?

一通电话的威力

XX小姐 ：哈罗，请问XXX女士（我母亲贵名）有在吗？
我 ：她出去了。
XX小姐 ：请问你是XXX女士的什么人？
我 ：我是她女儿。
XX小姐 ：哦，那请问你妈妈在吗？
我 ：………………

数秒后…
我 ：她… 出去了…

大清早，听到这样一个白目小姐打来的电话，真不知应该好气还是好笑。
她是担心我不知道自己的妈妈叫什么名字，还是怕我忘了自己是我妈妈的女儿？
亦或者是，她以为我还是位没办法做出理性推断的小学生？
无论如何，这并不代表着我的声音听起来年轻，她可能觉得我的声音听起来幼稚，才错误以为我是位被妈妈关在家里的坏小孩吧？
不管她是凭着哪一个可能性打那一通电话，她已经成功地在我心目中留下深刻的印象。
或许下一次她再打电话来我家，我应该先向她声明说我是我妈妈的女儿，而我也一直很清楚这个事实。


p/s: 那位XX小姐是某间过滤水机公司的员工，我想她可以被提名为该公司的最佳员工，因为她成功地以激进法让顾客对该家公司留下深刻印象。

中学的时候，我们曾经承诺过，就算以后上了不同的大学或是去了不同的地方工作，我们也一定要保持联络。当时有位朋友还说要约定至少每两个星期见一次面，我的反应是“一定不可能办得到”。事实证明，中学毕业后我们都在不同的州属上学，甚少机会回家，唯有在放假期间才能见上几次面。而那位提议至少每两个星期见一次面的朋友，在大多数的聚会里都不见踪影。-_-"

以前常常觉得，离开家人及身边的好朋友未必是一件坏事，因为我们可以借此机会学习独立，不依赖别人。可是当我进入大学的第一天，看见的都是些不熟悉的面孔，脑海里就突然浮现了许多熟悉的脸孔，还有她们的口头禅。

很多人都觉得读男校或女校很无趣，因为除了教师与校工，清一色都是同样性别的学生。我们都不以为然，还十分乐在其中呢。还记得我们上演黑社会谈判及喊杀镜头，翻转校园。愚人节捉死壁虎吓人，用厕所污水喷人，用扫把打人，粉笔画校裙，鸡蛋面粉丢头等等.. 当然还有很多恶行不方便透露，虽然我们的形象都已经毁得七七八八了，但在部落格里还是得照顾一下的。

现在大家也已经‘老’了，青春活力不再，也没有以前那般疯狂了。当岁月慢慢的流逝，大家都沿着自己的梦想奔去，读书的赶成绩，做工的赶业绩，我们的大家庭也渐渐的越来越小了，因为大家的生活圈子已经慢慢的移位，减少了重叠的部分，也减少了给彼此的空间。

可是当遇到挫折或想不开的问题时，我第一个想到的还是家乡的老朋友们。就算她们不能帮我解决难题，大家一起‘吹水’讲‘威水史’也是一种乐趣，可以暂时忘掉所有恼人的事。而当水吹干了，威水事迹讲尽了后，我们也已经不愿再去想那些烦人的事了。

我们很多时候都很不正经，贪玩，八卦，不顾形象，口是心非，讲话很大声，笑声也很吓人，还常常把自己的快乐建筑在别人的痛苦上，但是我们却成为了彼此最好的听众与顾问，而我们的友谊也渐渐成为了我们的避风港。
谢谢你们，因为不管我走了多远，每当我回头时，我依然能够看见你们的笑容。

最近大家都把一头长发给剪短了哦..为什么啊？